Monday Humor
An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. Hisonly son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Quote:
“We aren’t retreating, we’re advancing in another direction. — Douglas MacArthur
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OH MY GOSH!! That is HILARIOUS!! LOLOLOLOL!!
WOW!! That is sooo funny!!
Crack me up!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!
I can’t stop laughing!!
As Always…
!!SUPERANGEL!! !!Amanda!!
Ok….
Hold on…
I have to…
get up….
I am…
ROFLLLLLLLL!!!!
Ok… (Gains self-composure)
THAT was HYSTERICAL.
Yeah, it’s probably old… but, so am I, so I probably forgot I heard it already before…
LOL
-Mrs. Dixon
Hehe! Glad you got a good laugh out of it. I did too!
Yes, it gave me a good laugh. I hope you don’t mind, since it was about ‘gardening’, I put it on my homestead blog…. but, I did link you.
Mrs. D
haha, that’s great!
LOL, that ones good. :D
~Britta
aww what a nice son!
those are funny.
^.^ I always have a hard time finding good jokes. The best ones are usually ones I just stumbled over!
Seriously that was so funny… smart kid.. they’ll nevr find the bodies! LOL
Jocelyn
HAHAAHAHAH, that’s funny!
Ah, I love that!
Man, the Dixons got a kick out of that one.
HAHA
I will be your top commenter!!
:D
Did I mention that I WILL be your top commenter?!!?!?!
HAHa, YES! I’m there!
One for the road!
PAUL YOU SPAMMER! :D
I must admit, I would have laughed if Anne hadn’t told me this one when she told you it :P
I just remembered, there’s a similer joke to that:
The local police station in a rural town received a call from Cletus. Cletus reported that “ my neighbor Billy Bob is hiding marijuana in his woodpile”.
“I don’t know how he gets it in them logs, but I know he’s hiding it in the wood pile”.
The next day the police show up and search the woodpile. After a thorough and exhausting search and splitting open every log in the woodpile the police dejectedly left without discovering any hidden marijuana.
After the police left Cletus phoned his neighbor Billy Bob.
“Billy Bob did them cops come out to yer house”?
Billy Bob replied “Yup they sure did”.
Cletus asked “Did the cut up your woodpile”?
Billy Bob replied “Yup they sure did”.
“Happy Birthday!”
So there was this guy, and he was on a missionary trip in Africa, when he started to be chased by a lion. He prays “Dear God, please let this be a good christian lion and not eat me.”
From behind him he hears “Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this meal I am about to recieve.”
Ahahahaha hohohoho heheeh!!!! That’s pretty funny, Mrs. Adams!
ROFLOLOLOLOL!!!!!